Chris Andersen Allegedly Victimized In Elaborate Catfishing Scheme

Holy shit. We thought that the Internet Crimes Against Children's investigation of Chris Andersen was put to rest when his attorneys revealed to the Denver Post that Andersen had been extorted by the mother of an underage California woman who had a relationship with Andersen. Now, Andersen's attorneys have released another statement, claiming that Andersen was in fact the victim of some kind of crazy-ass catfishing scheme.